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A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.