Make a "break time."
Use chopsticks to swipe a lick.
Bake what you don't like.
Bake early in the morning.
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Add extra nutrition where you can.
Choose your chocolate carefully.
Slash calories by halving nuts.
Bring leftovers to the office.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.