• Meet: Jean-Claude Simard
• His weight before Digest Diet: 220 pounds
• His weight after: 207 pounds
• Total lost: 13 pounds!
• Inches lost: 9 inches lost
• Health gains: 7.6% body fat lost
• Also: “I wake up more alert than usual.
I’m at a good level of optimism in my life now.”
He’s also learned some great new recipes. “The
salmon with the balsamic reduction was phenomenal.
Mexican chicken with peppers was to
die for. I’m going to make that again. The Digest
Diet Vinaigrette was amazing. I’m going to use
Jean-Claude, 60 is father to Eric, 25 and Jacqueline, 27. As a telecommunications manager for a bank, fad diets and crazy trends don’t fit into his schedule so he turned to the Digest Diet to lose weight fast in a safe and manageable way that would realistically fit into his lifestyle.
Why he did the Digest Diet: “Mostly for
health reasons: I have constant back pain and
sciatica issues, and I am sure the extra weight
isn’t helping. I would love to find a reasonable
program to rid myself of 20 to 30 pounds.”
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