Skipping workouts because American Idol is on? No way! With the EnterTrainer (PowerUp Fitness; $100), a monitor lowers the TV’s volume if you drop below your target heart rate. Quit a workout; your TV quits too. And with the Exer-station (Powergrid Fitness; $200), your body, not a joystick, runs the video games. Who said TV isn’t good for you?
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.