When the President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Sports recently launched its Adult Fitness Test, you might have had horrific flashbacks: the gym teacher, the stopwatch, the shorts. But giving yourself a new test at adultfitnesstest.org will help you compare yourself with others your age and design a get-fit plan. Here are some goals for healthy 40-year-old men and women and our advice on how to get there.
The Test: Push-ups
The Goal: Women (on knees): 33 without stopping, Men: 40 without stopping
Our Tips to Boost Your Score (gradually, to prevent injury): Work your chest and triceps three days a week. Vary the push-ups by doing them on an incline or decline, or do some chest flies or chair dips, says personal trainer Kelli Calabrese, author of Feminine, Firm & Fit.
The Test: 1.5-mile run
The Goal: Women: under 12 minutes, Men: under 10 minutes
Our Tips to Boost Your Score (gradually, to prevent injury): Walk/run three times a week, and do non-impact activities like swimming or cycling on the other days. Add a day of interval training (going faster than your normal pace with periods at a much slower pace).
The Test: Half sit-ups
The Goal: Women: 60 in a minute, Men: 65 in a minute
Our Tips to Boost Your Score (gradually, to prevent injury): Do a variety of abdominal exercises three days a week. “Core strength is so important because it improves posture, can reduce back pain, and may help stop a fall as we age,” Calabrese says.
The Test: Sit and reach
The Goal: Women: 9 inches beyond heels, Men: 8 inches beyond heels
Our Tips to Boost Your Score (gradually, to prevent injury): After warming up, Calabrese says, increase flexibility by doing the yoga pose downward dog: Position your body in an inverted V, with your hands and feet on the ground and your butt in the air.
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