50 Secrets Surgeons Won’t Tell You

Surgeons have our lives in their hands, but most of us know more about the people who cut our hair than the doctors who cut our bodies. Here, insider tips to become a smarter, healthier patient.

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To know which doctor is good, ask hospital employees

To know which doctor is good, ask hospital employeesiStock/psphotograph
"Their word trumps an Ivy League degree, prestigious titles, and charm.” —Marty Makary, MD, author of Unaccountable: What Hospitals Won’t Tell You and How Transparency Can Revolutionize Health Care

Ask about their complication rate

Ask about their complication rateiStock/Troels Graugaard
"If they don’t have one, they’re hiding something or haven’t operated enough to have one. No one is immune to complications.” —Arnold Advincula, MD, division chief, gynecologic surgery & urogynecology, Columbia University Medical Center

Practically all surgeons have an inherent financial conflict of interest

Practically all surgeons have an inherent financial conflict of interestiStock/vm
"That’s because they are paid approximately ten times more money to perform surgery than to manage your problem conservatively.” —James Rickert, MD, an orthopedic surgeon in Bedford, Indiana

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If an airline told you that their pilot is the best but he’s not FAA-certified, would you get on the plane?

If an airline told you that their pilot is the best but he’s not FAA-certified, would you get on the plane?iStock/Jacob Ammentorp Lund
"For the same reason, always check if your surgeon is board-certified in his specialty. Many are not.” [Visit absurgery.org.] —Tomas A. Salerno, MD, chief of cardiothoracic surgery at the University of Miami Miller School of Medicine

Don’t assume your primary care doctor’s recommendation is best

Don’t assume your primary care doctor’s recommendation is bestiStock/sturti
"Referrals may be politically motivated or be given because the doctors work within the same multi-specialty group.” —Howard Luks, MD, chief of sports medicine and arthroscopy at Westchester Medical Center and University Orthopaedics

Ask if you can talk to former patients

Ask if you can talk to former patientsiStock/freemixer
"It’s like getting references for a babysitter.” —Marc Gillinov, MD, author of Heart 411: The Only Guide to Heart Health You’ll Ever Need

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Some surgeons won’t mention procedures they don’t know how to do

Some surgeons won’t mention procedures they don’t know how to doiStock/knape
"I’ll see patients who were told they needed an open hysterectomy, even though it could be handled laparoscopically. That’s one reason it’s good to get a second opinion.” —Arnold Advincula, MD

Always ask ‘Who is going to take care of me after surgery?’

Always ask ‘Who is going to take care of me after surgery?’iStock/Johnny Greig
"You want to hear ‘I will see you on a regular basis until you have recovered fully.’ Often it can be residents or physician’s assistants. Sometimes it’s not anybody, especially after you’ve been discharged from the hospital.” —Ezriel “Ed” Kornel, MD, clinical assistant professor of neurological surgery at Cornell University

It’s better to have an elective surgery early in the week

It’s better to have an elective surgery early in the weekiStock/Johnny Greig
"Lots of doctors go away for the weekend and won’t be around to make sure you’re OK. If you go in on a Friday, and then on Saturday or Sunday something icky is coming out of your incision, you’re going to get someone who’s covering for your surgeon.” —General surgeon who blogs under the name Skeptical Scalpel

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Some doctors hire practice management consultants to help capture more revenue

Some doctors hire practice management consultants to help capture more revenueiStock/Johnny Greig
"The consultants may want the practice to sell equipment like knee braces or walkers at a markup. They may want the doctors to buy or build a surgery center to capture facility fees. They usually want orthopedic surgeons to get an in-office MRI. Every time a doctor does this, he becomes more financially conflicted. As soon as you put in an MRI machine, you order more MRIs so you won’t lose money on it.” —James Rickert, MD

Go to your preoperative appointment with a family member

Go to your preoperative appointment with a family memberiStock/kupicoo
"That reminds your doctor you’re not a gallbladder or a bypass or a valve—you’re a person who’s part of a family.” —Marc Gillinov, MD

It’s amazing how diligent people can be about searching for the right surgeon but have no idea who their anesthesiologist will be

It’s amazing how diligent people can be about searching for the right surgeon but have no idea who their anesthesiologist will beiStock/torwai
"That's just as important. Ask ‘Who’s going to be putting me to sleep?’ or ask me who I think the best anesthesiologist is. In some hospitals, you can request that person.” —General surgeon who blogs under the name Skeptical Scalpel

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Years ago, a patient sent his slides to three different pathologists and got three different answers

Years ago, a patient sent his slides to three different pathologists and got three different answersiStock/Vladan Milisavlijevic
"I got very upset on hearing that. Now I never rely on just one pathology exam. If your doctor finds something, ask him to send your slides to a nationally recognized reference lab—not just one or two slides but the whole lot—and get a second interpretation.” —Bert Vorstman, MD, a prostate cancer specialist in Coral Springs, Florida

So often the risks on legal consent forms aren’t the things we actually worry about

So often the risks on legal consent forms aren’t the things we actually worry aboutiStock/Joshua Hodge
"Or, there may be one complication we’re really concerned about. If you truly want to understand the dangers, ask your surgeon, ‘What is the risk that gives you the most pause?’” —Kevin B. Jones, MD, author of What Doctors Cannot Tell You: Clarity, Confidence and Uncertainty in Medicine

In medicine, you can get a DUI, go to jail for a couple of hours, and walk out at 7 a.m. the next morning and do a surgery

In medicine, you can get a DUI, go to jail for a couple of hours, and walk out at 7 a.m. the next morning and do a surgeryiStock/Alejandro Rivera
"You can be accused of sexual misconduct and drug and alcohol abuse in one state and pop over to the next one and get a license. Some state medical boards don’t even thoroughly research your background; they argue that the less-than-$10 fee to access national data is too expensive.” —Marty Makary, MD

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Surgeons are control freaks

Surgeons are control freaksiStock/StA-gur Karisson
"When things don’t go our way in the operating room, we can have outbursts. Some of us curse, some throw instruments, others have tantrums.” —Paul Ruggieri, MD, author of Confessions of a Surgeon: The Good, the Bad, and the Complicated ... Life Behind the O.R. Doors

Mistakes are probably more common than you would think

Mistakes are probably more common than you would thinkiStock/kupicoo
"But most of them don’t actually hurt people. I work with residents, and I don’t let them do anything that I can’t fix if they screw it up. If there’s an error that I fix that I’m sure won’t affect the patient at all, I’m not going to say anything about it. That would accomplish nothing except to stress out the patient.” —An orthopedic surgeon

Some problems just don’t fix well with surgery, like many cases of back pain

Some problems just don’t fix well with surgery, like many cases of back painiStock/as3d
"My advice? Grin and bear it. Some surgeons vehemently disagree. They say, ‘Oh, you have a degenerative disk, and that must be the culprit. Let’s fix it.’ But many people have a degenerative disk with no pain. There isn’t a lot of evidence that we’re helping very many people.” —Kevin B. Jones, MD

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Always ask about nonsurgical options and whether there’s anything wrong with waiting a little while

Always ask about nonsurgical options and whether there’s anything wrong with waiting a little whileiStock/KatarzynaBialasiewicz
"Surgeons are busy, and they like to operate. A professor from my residency would say, ‘There is nothing more dangerous than a surgeon with an open operating room and a mortgage to pay.’” —Kevin B. Jones, MD

Talk to your doctor about donating your blood or asking your family members to donate blood before an elective surgery

Talk to your doctor about donating your blood or asking your family members to donate blood before an elective surgeryiStock/Renee Keith
"Banked blood is a foreign substance, like an organ, and your body can potentially react adversely. If you can use your own blood or blood from your family, there’s less chance of those reactions." —Kathy Magliato, MD, cardiothoracic surgeon at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica, California

Residents have to learn how to operate, and it’s required that an attending physician be ‘present'

Residents have to learn how to operate, and it’s required that an attending physician be ‘present'iStock/xmee
But ‘present’ doesn’t mean he has to be in the operating room scrubbed in. At an academic institution, ask whether your surgeon will be actively participating in the surgery or just checking in every hour." —Ezriel “Ed” Kornel, MD

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It’s always interesting to hear what people say when you’re giving them anesthesia

It’s always interesting to hear what people say when you’re giving them anesthesiaiStock/czardases
"I once had a guy who was a horse trainer who started going on about how this one horse was a sure thing to win. One of the nurses collected money from everyone in the operating room and bet on the horse. It came in second place. The smart people bet the horse to place, but some had bet the horse to win, so half the staff was happy, and the other was upset. He woke up and had no idea what kind of ruckus he’d caused.”—Michael Salzhauer, MD, a plastic surgeon in Miami, Florida

I did an intestinal operation on someone who had been stabbed

I did an intestinal operation on someone who had been stabbediStock/annedde
"As I was running my hand along the bowel, I came upon something and said, ‘What the heck is this?’ It felt like a condom. Then all of a sudden, it wiggled! I dropped it, shocked. The guy had worms.” —Sid Schwab, MD, a retired general surgeon in Everett, Washington

During my six weeks as a surgical intern in the ER, I inadvertently stuck myself twice with contaminated needles...

During my six weeks as a surgical intern in the ER, I inadvertently stuck myself twice with contaminated needles...iStock/AnthiaCumming
... briefly nodded off in the middle of suturing a leg laceration, accidentally punctured a guy’s femoral artery while trying to draw some blood, and broke up a fight between the family members of a guy who’d come in with a stab wound to the abdomen. I was slugged in the head by a delirious patient in an alcoholic rage, spat upon, coughed on, vomited on, farted on, bled on, and mistaken for an orderly.” —Paul Ruggieri, MD

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When I get polite in the operating room, when I start saying ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ and talking in a monotone, that’s when nurses know things aren’t going well

When I get polite in the operating room, when I start saying ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ and talking in a monotone, that’s when nurses know things aren’t going welliStock/Image_Source
"It’s this mechanism to maintain calm. When we become unglued, everyone becomes unfocused, and that’s when patients die. How you handle stress is absolutely critical.” —Kathy Magliato, MD

Your doctor should not push you to make a speedy decision about prostate cancer surgery

Your doctor should not push you to make a speedy decision about prostate cancer surgeryiStock/skynesher
"Most prostate cancers are extremely slow-growing, and there is so much misleading information out there, so you should take your time.” —Bert Vorstman, MD

The only real way to understand what happened in the operating room is to read the operative note dictated by the surgeon

The only real way to understand what happened in the operating room is to read the operative note dictated by the surgeoniStock/ShotShare
"If you have unanswered questions about your surgery, ask for the report.” —Paul Ruggieri, MD

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If you have pain in your calf after surgery, or if it swells and looks red, call your doctor right away

If you have pain in your calf after surgery, or if it swells and looks red, call your doctor right awayiStock/Wavebreakmedia
"Those are the main symptoms of a blood clot, which is a risk of just about every surgery.” —James Rickert, MD

This is what really keeps us up at night

This is what really keeps us up at nightiStock/monkeybusinessimages
"It’s not making a mistake in the operating room; it’s the noncompliant patients. When patients don’t do what we tell them, bad things can happen.” —Kurian Thott, MD, an ob-gyn in Stafford, Virginia

Obese people have no idea how challenging their care is

Obese people have no idea how challenging their care isiStock/Manuel Faba Ortega
"Starting an IV is tough because chubby arms don’t have many visible veins. It’s difficult to place a central venous catheter. Post-op, they’re more likely to get infections. Just getting someone who weighs 300 pounds out of bed is hard.” —General surgeon who blogs under the name Skeptical Scalpel

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If you ask too many questions, you can be branded as a pain in the neck

If you ask too many questions, you can be branded as a pain in the neckiStock/Steve Debenport
"When one extremely hostile relative bombarded me every time I walked in, I developed a tendency not to go in the room. If you have three pages full of questions, show them to the nurse. Say ‘How many of these should I wait to ask the doctor about? How many can you help me with?’” —General surgeon who blogs under the name Skeptical Scalpel

About 25 percent of operations are unnecessary, but administrators e-mail doctors telling them to do more

About 25 percent of operations are unnecessary, but administrators e-mail doctors telling them to do moreiStock/monkeybusinessimages
"This is not an insurance company putting pressure on doctors; this is not a government regulation. This is private hospitals pushing doctors to generate more money by doing more procedures. It goes on at America’s top hospitals. The Cleveland Clinic has said this system of paying doctors is so ethically immoral that it started paying its doctors a flat salary no matter how many operations they do.” —Marty Makary, MD

Rules that restrict residents’ hours mean doctors come out of training with a lot less experience

Rules that restrict residents’ hours mean doctors come out of training with a lot less experience
"When I was training, I was almost always in the hospital. Now it’s more like shift work. ‘Hey, it’s 7 p.m. I’m out of here. He’s your problem now.’” —Sid Schwab, MD

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Some orthopedic surgeons make millions in soft consulting agreements with device manufacturers

Some orthopedic surgeons make millions in soft consulting agreements with device manufacturersiStock/Yenwen Lu
"Sometimes the same doctors have performed a record number of implants for that company.” —Marty Makary, MD

If you need a medical device, ask if your doctor has a financial relationship with the vendor

If you need a medical device, ask if your doctor has a financial relationship with the vendoriStock/Johnny Greig
"If so, chances are you’re going to get that type of joint or screw, even if it’s more expensive or not the most appropriate.” —James Rickert, MD

Every time a patient dies, I think about the family, the funeral, the kids

Every time a patient dies, I think about the family, the funeral, the kidsiStock/Luis Alvarez
"I operated on a man who had something very complex and died in the operating room. He had a wife and two children. When I came out to tell them, the children were screaming, ‘Mommy, Mommy, I want my daddy.’ That was very hard. Even though we present ourselves as very strong, we’re vulnerable to depression and other problems. We’re human.” —A surgeon in Florida

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That tiny thank-you card that took you 15 seconds to write?

That tiny thank-you card that took you 15 seconds to write?iStock/blackred
"It was very meaningful. Letters are a good reminder of how important this is and how people entrust themselves to us. I save every one.” —Marc Gillinov, MD

Patients think that we’re so wrapped up in our hectic schedules that we don’t care

Patients think that we’re so wrapped up in our hectic schedules that we don’t careiStock/Halfpoint
"But we do. We care deeply. Those of us who are spiritual pray for our patients. My family and I pray for my patients at dinner the night before surgery.” —Kathy Magliato, MD

I was about to approach the back of a patient’s knee instead of the front for a biopsy

I was about to approach the back of a patient’s knee instead of the front for a biopsyiStock/Wavebreakmedia
"Because of a checklist, I looked at the imaging again and thought, Yikes! What am I doing? Thankfully, I caught the mistake before I even draped the patient, and no harm was done, but I felt horrible about it. It was more than a year ago, and I still think about it.” —Kevin B. Jones, MD

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Fatigue and impatience have undoubtedly contributed to some mistakes I’ve made in the operating room

Fatigue and impatience have undoubtedly contributed to some mistakes I’ve made in the operating roomiStock/Casarsa
"But unless you ask, your surgeon is not going to tell you that he was up all night on call before your procedure and that he may not be in tip-top form.” —Paul Ruggieri, MD

I always ask at national conferences of doctors, ‘How many of you know of another doctor who should not be practicing medicine because he is too dangerous?’

I always ask at national conferences of doctors, ‘How many of you know of another doctor who should not be practicing medicine because he is too dangerous?’iStock/Xavier Arnau
"Every hand goes up.” —Marty Makary, MD

Very often, plastic surgery patients don’t admit to a previous surgery, and I don’t find out until I’m in there

Very often, plastic surgery patients don’t admit to a previous surgery, and I don’t find out until I’m in thereiStock/kokouu
"I’ll go in on an eyelid or a nose, and it’s just a mess. If you don’t tell us you had lipo, there will be scar tissue, and the fat won’t come out normally. So please be 100 percent honest. There’s no need to be embarrassed. We’ve heard it all, and we don’t judge.” —Andrew Ordon, MD, cohost of the television show The Doctors and a board-certified plastic surgeon

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Products like ScarEase, Scarguard, and Mederma do work to reduce scarring

Products like ScarEase, Scarguard, and Mederma do work to reduce scarringiStock/Alliance
"Start applying daily as soon as your wound has healed, and avoid sunlight or use a sunscreen with zinc oxide for at least six months after surgery." —Andrew Ordon, MD

Patients get really detail-oriented about a surgery technique but forget to focus on basics like pre-op and post-op instructions

Patients get really detail-oriented about a surgery technique but forget to focus on basics like pre-op and post-op instructionsiStock/gabyjalbert
"That’s just as, if not more, important." —Andrew Ordon, MD

The biggest mistake during recovery is not giving yourself enough of a break

The biggest mistake during recovery is not giving yourself enough of a breakiStock/monkeybusinessimages
"Give yourself time to heal. If you don’t, you can cause complications and prolong your recovery."—Andrew Ordon, MD

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If your doctor wants to give you a stent, always ask: Is this better than medicine?

If your doctor wants to give you a stent, always ask: Is this better than medicine?iStock/Czgur
"If you’re not having a heart attack or an unstable angina, you will do equally well with a stent or medicine, studies show. Having something permanently implanted in your body is not a risk-free proposition. There is evidence that thousands of people have had stents they likely did not need." —Marc Gillinov, MD

If I had any kind of serious medical condition, I’d go to a teaching hospital

If I had any kind of serious medical condition, I’d go to a teaching hospitaliStock/Susan Chiang
"You’ll get doctors involved with the latest in medicine. Even for simple cases, if there’s a complication that requires an assist device or a heart transplant, some hospitals may not be able to do it. At a university hospital, you also have the advantage of having a resident or physician bedside 24-7, with a surgeon on call always available." —Tomas A. Salerno, MD

Before any operation, always ask what’s broken and how fixing it will help

Before any operation, always ask what’s broken and how fixing it will helpiStock/monkeybusinessimages
"Just because you have a blockage in an artery doesn’t mean you need it fixed, especially if you don’t have symptoms.” —Marc Gillinov, MD

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We’re all afraid of getting sued

We’re all afraid of getting suediStock/monkeybusinessimages
"It’s the big black cloud hanging over us, and it permeates a lot of the things we do: the tests we run, the labs we order to make sure we’re not missing something. I’m guilty of that." —Paul Ruggieri, MD

Your surgeon may say it’s better to do your operation right away even if it’s not really urgent

Your surgeon may say it’s better to do your operation right away even if it’s not really urgentiStock/laflor
"Why? If you let the patient leave the hospital and something adverse occurs, someone may raise the question ‘Why wasn’t the operation performed right away?’" —Tomas A. Salerno, MD

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