Instead of roasted potatoes try: Roasted turnips
Instead of French fries try: Baked yam fries
Instead of mashed potatoes try: Mashed cauliflower
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Instead of potato chips try: Kale chips
Instead of a baked potato try: Baked celery root
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.