Eat more fish: Women in a Swedish study who ate more than three servings of fish per week were 16 percent less likely than fish shunners to have a stroke in a ten-year period. That’s about as much stroke protection as you get from going on a statin drug.
Get help for IBS: Two weeks on the antibiotic rifaximin provided 12 weeks of relief for a significant number of people with irritable bowel syndrome—easing cramps, bloating, and diarrhea. The results are especially encouraging because current treatments for IBS often don’t work well, the researchers say.
Get booster shots: When it comes to protection against chicken pox, a second dose really helps. While a single shot protects about 85 percent of kids, adding the second prevents disease for nearly 100 percent. (Adults over age 60 can guard against a delayed pox complication by getting the shingles vaccine.)
Eat fried fish: Yes, fish is good for you—that is, unless you fry it. A look at the habits of people in America’s “stroke belt,” which includes most southern states, suggests one reason for their increased risk: They’re 32 percent more likely than people elsewhere to eat fried fish at least twice weekly.
Eat while distracted: If you watch TV or work at the computer while eating, your waistline may suffer. In a recent study, volunteers who played a computer game as they had lunch ate twice as many cookies a short time later as people who didn’t multitask during their meal.
Turn on lights in the bedroom: A new study adds to suspicion that exposure to light at night boosts breast cancer risk. Women who slept with lights on or had light shining in from outside were up to 40 percent more likely to develop the disease than those who slept in a dark room.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.