9 Delicious Avocado Recipes

Considered an aphrodisiac by some, avocado is also high in good fat and packed with vitamins and fiber.

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Salsa Guacamole

Salsa Guacamole

Mexican Pork with Salsa

Mexican Pork with Salsa

Pork Fajita Salad

Pork Fajita Salad

Turkey Cobb Salad Sandwich

Turkey Cobb Salad Sandwich

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Citrus Avocado Salad

Citrus Avocado Salad

Chipotle Corn and Avocado Dip

Chipotle Corn and Avocado Dip

Chicken and Pinto Bean Tacos

Chicken and Pinto Bean Tacos

Avocado Turkey Wraps

Avocado Turkey Wraps

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Barley, Black Bean, and Avocado Salad

Barley, Black Bean, and Avocado Salad

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