Low-Carb Diet Step #1: Skip the dinner rolls.
Low-Carb Diet Step #2: Trade the tortilla for a lettuce leaf wrap.
Low-Carb Diet Step #3: Make a sandwich with eggplant slices.
Low-Carb Diet Step #4: Mash cauliflower instead of potatoes.
Low-Carb Diet Step #5: Make cauliflower "rice."
Low-Carb Diet Step #6: Indulge in parsnip and carrot "fries."
Low-Carb Diet Step #7: Replace potato salad with coleslaw.
Low-Carb Diet Step #8: Cut your pasta in half
Low-Carb Diet Step #9: Feel a carb craving coming on? Drink a glass of water
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