Fast Food Facts: How Long Does It Take to Burn Off Your Meal?
Research shows we don't have a sense of how many calories are in our fast-food meals, and that the more caloric the item, the more likely we'll underestimate the amount. So how do we get better at knowing how much we're putting in to our bodies--and how much we'll need to move to work it off?
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