Although this is fascinating for those in the business of marketing greens, it also tells an interesting story about our health behavior: that willpower tends to fade as we approach the weekend, and we use Monday as a “clean slate” day to start healthy habits all over again. Other research bears this out: One study found that people consume about 37 more calories per meal on weekends than on weekdays, turning the weekend into a potential weight-loss landmine. See these creative ways to outsmart common diet traps here.
I’m going to keep these stats in mind next time I’m craving pizza for lunch on Thursday or Friday. While a splurge now and then is certainly fine, we’d all do better to treat most workdays as though we have a case of the Mondays.
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Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.