Why a high-protein lunch?
If you lunch on: Slice of pizza
If you lunch on: Grilled American cheese
If you lunch on: Turkey sandwich
If you lunch on: Green salad topped with tons of veggies and a hard-boiled egg
If you lunch on: Vegetable soup
If you lunch on: Fruit, fat-free yogurt, and pretzels
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