Hospital Comparison Guide

These sites will help you find the finest hospitals — in your state, and across the country:


  • 1.

    Hospital Compare

    Use this tool from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services to compare the quality of care hospitals provide.

  • 2.

    Health Grades

    See ratings for hospitals according to specialty, such as cardiac surgery, cardiology, orthopedic surgery, women’s health, and more.

  • 3.

    The Leapfrog Group

    Leapfrog gathers and reports information on hospital quality and patient safety. Make more informed decisions about where to receive hospital care by searching for hospitals in your area.

  • 4.


    Browse quality and safety measures, check services provided, procedure volume, and more. Compare multiple hospitals on a variety of measures with the comparison report option.

  • 5.

    Hospitals Worldwide

    Search through a database of worldwide hospitals to find contact details and websites.

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