You sit during meetings.
You're chained to your desk.
You go it alone.
You think it comes easy.
You don't ask questions.
You shoot down new ideas too soon.
You think youâre not a creative type.
You set intense deadlines.
You fuel with caffeine.
You avoid boredom at all costs.
You work when you're in a bad mood.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.