|Take with a full glass of water||Water helps dilute drugs so they won’t irritate the esophagus or stomach lining, plus it flushes them into the abdomen to disintegrate properly.|
|Stay out of the sun||The drug increases the skin’s sensitivity to sunburn. If you usually burn in 20 minutes, it may take only 10 while on the drug.|
|Avoid dairy||Calcium can delay drug absorption. You won’t get the right dose.|
|Take with food||Food boosts absorption and helps reduce nausea.|
|Avoid driving or operating heavy machinery||The drug makes you drowsy, dizzy or lightheaded; slows reaction time and motor skills.|
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.