If you spent your youth hanging out at rock concerts or mowing lawns without ear protection, chances are you’re paying for it now with a bit of age-related hearing loss.
Do visiting family members casually mention that your TV is blaring? Do you keep asking people to repeat themselves? You’re not alone. Roughly one-third of Americans over 60, and 40-50 percent of those 75 and older, have hearing loss. And plenty of younger adults have it as well, thanks to the rock-and-roll era. (Want objective input on your hearing? Schedule a hearing test with a licensed audiologist, recommended every couple of years from age 50 on. Check out the American Academy of Audiology at www.audiology.org to find a professional near you.)
Unfortunately, once you lose your hearing, you can’t get it back without help from hearing aids. Here’s how to protect what you have left:
1. Go for a hike in the woods. Not only will the silence help you focus better on sounds, but researchers find that physically fit people tend to have better hearing than those who aren’t in good shape. The reason? Aerobic exercise brings more oxygen into your system and improves blood flow to your ears.
2. Scoop up the guacamole at your next picnic. Guacamole is rich in magnesium. Studies find low levels of magnesium might make you more susceptible to noise-induced hearing loss.
3. Switch to decaf coffee and low-sodium soups. Caffeine appears to interfere with blood flow to the ear, while salt can lead to fluid retention, which can cause swelling in the functional organs of the ear. Plus, studies find that people with high blood pressure are more likely to have age-related hearing loss than those with normal pressures.
4. Quit smoking and stay away from other smokers. A study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association found that the more exposure you receive to cigarette smoke, the more likely you are to experience age-related hearing loss.
5. Wear earplugs when you use the weed whacker or go to the shooting range. Although it’s only common sense that the deafening blast from a shotgun would affect your hearing, several studies back this up, finding that recreational firearm use can lead to marked high-frequency hearing loss. Other studies find significantly increased hearing loss in people who pursue woodworking as a hobby, or ride motorcycles, snowmobiles, and other off-road vehicles.
6. Sip a beer or glass of wine, but don’t overdo it. Believe it or not, moderate drinking can protect against age-related hearing loss. But excessive amounts may actually contribute to hearing loss.
7. Brush your teeth at least twice a day and floss after every meal. For some reason, there’s a connection between the number of teeth you’ve lost and your hearing, with researchers finding that the more teeth you still have in your mouth in old age, the better your hearing. No, dentures don’t count!
8. Serve a whole grain bread and split-pea soup for lunch. Whole grains and legumes are great sources of B vitamins, which studies find protect the neurons and blood vessels connected to the cochlea, the tiny bone found in your inner ear. Also, one study published in The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition found that women with hearing problems had low blood levels of vitamin B12 and folate.
9. Drink a glass of skim milk every morning. The calcium and vitamin D found in milk are critical for keeping the bones in your ear, especially the cochlea, healthy. One study of 70 healthy women found that those with hearing loss had much lower spinal density (a measure of bone strength) and calcium intake than women with normal hearing.
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