This quick and easy-to-do arrangement looks particularly elegant on a silver tray, but any kind of tray — or even a shallow bowl — will do. If you can’t find clip-on candleholders, use regular candleholders held in place with a bit of Fun-Tak, a reusable adhesive putty available at crafts stores.
You Will Need
Blue spruce sprigs
Dried pepper berry sprigs (available at crafts stores)
Large silver Christmas balls
Small no-drip white tapers
What to Do
Fill the tray with sprigs of blue spruce and pepper berries. Tuck the Christmas balls into the sprigs and berries. Attach small clip-on candleholders to spruce sprigs in a circle around the edge of the tray, and finish with small no-drip white tapers.
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