1. Regrow Veggies.
2. Say "Cheese" to Milk.
3. Reuse Your Daily Grind.
4. Put Peels Out for Pests.
5. Bake Up Bruised Fruit.
6. Give Stale Snacks Some Bite.
7. Crisp Up Your Crusts.
8. Cool Down with an Ice "Pop".
9. Rethink Yesterday's Loaf.
10. Liquor? Now, Thicker.
11. Look Twice at Rice.
12. Banish Sponge Bacteria.
13. Celery Care 101
14. Get the Most Out of a Lemon
15. Oiled Eggs
16. A Surplus of Spuds?
17. Brown-Bag Your Lettuce
18. Last Stop? Compost.
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A: A mechanic.