1. My best clients are people who work for their money, like teachers, bartenders, and cops.
2. I wish you wouldn't insist on bleach and other harsh cleaners.
3. After I leave, check the base of the toilet and the top of the fridge.
4. Many cleaning companies do not run any sort of background check or even check references.
5. Even though I smile and act interested, don't use me as your therapist, gossip buddy, or friend.
6. Want to save money on high-priced maid services?
7. If you use a service instead of an individual, ask for the same people every time.
8. When using a new maid service, leave a few dollars hanging out of a pants pocket or lying on the counter.
9. Make sure we're bonded and have liability insurance.
10. Pick your clothes up off the floor, get your dishes out of the sink, and clean up your kids' toys.
11. If you leave your personal life out for us to see, we most definitely will talk about you.
12. Recommend us to your friends.
13. If you don't have a lot of cash, ask me to come for just one hour.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
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@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.