Down under. Install four rollers on an old dresser drawer, fill it up, and roll it under the bed.
Adding a bar. Install a rod on a bedroom door and hang your bath towel on it to dry. The rod eliminates clutter, reduces bathroom moisture, and humidifies the bedroom.
Head of the bed. For attractive, ample storage, move out a headboard and night tables and move in a combination of stock cabinets and open shelving units. Available through many home centers, the cabinets can be combined to meet individual needs and are less expensive than custom built-ins.
Going undercover. Store extra blankets or furniture throws between the mattress and the bedspring.
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