Tom Benson, 61, sure wasn’t kidding when he named his Berwyn, Illinois, establishment the World’s Largest Laundromat. With 13,500 square feet of space, the wash ‘n’ dry has a kids’ play area, big screen TVs, even a bird sanctuary — plus 161 washers and 140 dryers. Pizza is free Wednesday nights, and each summer Benson awards bikes to customers’ kids. Time to toss in another load.
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.