Keep It Cold: Maple Syrup
Keep It Cold: Ripe Bananas
Better at Room Temp: Potatoes
Keep It Cold: Cut Flowers
Natural Peanut Butter
Keep It Cold: Natural Peanut Butter
Better at Room Temp: Hot Sauce
Keep It Cold: Candles
Better at Room Temp: Bread
Better at Room Temp: Cake
Better at Room Temp: Tomatoes
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.