Vampire Napkin Rings
Creepy Wall Hangings
Wicked Witch Candy Dish
Hanging Bats and Ghosts
Crafty Spider Sacks
Bloody Table Runner
Candy Corn Garland
Candy Corn Vases
Front Door Mummy
Mummy Seating Cards
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.