Here’s how to do it:
Funnel three inches or so of lamp oil into the empty bottle. Insert a 3/4-inch fiberglass wick; trim it so a half inch emerges from the mouth. Rest a 1 1/2-inch washer with a half-inch opening atop the mouth, and thread the wick through. Make sure the wick stays exposed a half inch above the mouth, and never leave your new oil lamp unattended.
Let there be light.
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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.