When I was in middle school, I used to spend hours clipping items I adored out of magazines and gluing them into a scrapbook of how I wanted my dream room to look. Now, thanks to Remodo.com, I can indulge my pre-teen obsession in the digital world.
Okay, so maybe it’s geared toward folks under the age of 20, but I can’t stop decorating and redecorating my virtual bedroom with the help of a trained interior designer.
To start, you fill out a quick survey describing your likes and dislikes and magically get a digital room designed just for you. You can keep playing around for fun or, when you find products that match your style, you can buy them right there on the site. Alas, I can’t gift a dream room to my 14-year-old self, but at least I can buy one of these adorable throw pillows to satisfy my sudden desire to refurbish every nook of my room.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.