I’ve painstakingly nurtured windowsill basil plants, and shooed ambitious animals out of past gardens. I might not have a bright green thumb, but there’s at least a hint of pale green there. But grow mushrooms? Don’t mushrooms just appear from little forest elves, or some such magical place?
It turns out they can appear from used coffee grinds, too—and this smart, sustainable product (it uses old coffee from Peet’s!) lets you grow mushrooms in a box, right on your windowsill.
I just opened the package and set it behind our Reader’s Digest art team, where it’ll get a nice bit of sunlight. I gave it a good spritz of water… now we just have to wait and see what grows. Mushrooms are supposed to sprout in 11 days, so I’ll bring you a report after Labor Day.
Want to grow your own? Back to the Roots Kits are sold at Home Depot, Safeway, Whole Foods, and Bed Bath and Beyond.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.