Idea 1: Invest in classic white dishes
Idea 2: Or pull out your vintage china
Idea 3: Skip the fancy flatware
Idea 4: Stock up on stemmed glasses
Idea 5: Extra water glasses are useful
Idea 6: Add a table runner
Idea 7: Always add placemats
Idea 8: Cloth napkins add extra elegance
Idea 9: Make place cards
Idea 10: Light candles
Idea 11: Make an on-hand centerpiece
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.