1. A lot of us do undercover work for the cops. We make keys for them and get them into places at 3 a.m. so they can set up surveillance equipment or put the bugs in place. It's part of the thrill of doing what we do.
2. Contractors stink at installing dead bolts. I can't tell you how many times I go out to rekey one or let someone in, and I find problems. If it's not installed right, it won't protect you.
3. The best lock is a dead bolt thatâs properly installed.
It should have at least a one-inch âthrow,â and on the âstrike side,â
there should be a security plate with screws at least three inches long
that go all the way into the doorâs wood frame.
4. If you have a window on or near your door, a
thumb-turn dead bolt wonât do much good. They knock out the glass,
stick a hand in, and turn. Get a double cylinder lock that needs a key
on the inside.
5. Think twice before you buy a locked safe at a flea market, estate sale, or auction. It's probably going to cost you $300 or more to open it, and chances are, all you're going to find is mouse poop.
6. When you buy a new house, always have your locks rekeyed. Otherwise there's probably a master key out there that can easily open your home.
7. Keys stamped âDo not duplicateâ are duplicated all the time. Ask me about high-security locks with keys that canât be replicated at the hardware store.
8. You're supposed to check ID before you open anything. But half the time when someone is locked out of their house or car, where do you think their ID is?
9. The biggest mistakes people make with their safe: spinning the dial too fast, trying to open it before it's unlocked, and forcing it closed when there's obviously a problem.
10. Itâs easy to defeat the cheapo locks from big-box stores. Most are mass-produced by reputable manufacturers but to very low standards. Look for at least a grade 2.
11. I've seen my share of dead bodies. It's always a bad sign when the landlord calls to get into an apartment, and nobody's seen the tenant for ten days.
12. Divorce lock-outs are a challenge. The soon-to-be-ex
wife will call and say sheâs locked out, so I get her in and change the
locks. Then the husband calls with the same request. I refer him to a
13. Don't feel bad if you have to call me twice in a short span of time. I once had a guy lock himself out of his house three times in one day.
14. If youâre locked out, please call just one of us. More
than once, I arrived at a lock-out to find two competitorsâ trucks
already there. At that point, we all agreed to leave and abandon the
15. Never tell me, "Don't worry. It's an easy lock." Every time someone says that, it takes an extra ten minutes to get it open. It's the kiss of death.
16. If itâs 2 a.m. and some guy calls me because heâs
locked out of his car at a strip club, a service call thatâs normally
$55 is automatically $100. If heâs got money for strip clubs, heâs got
money for me.
17. Donât believe a car dealer who says only he can duplicate keys. In most cases, a locksmith who specializes in automotive work can make you a keyâusually cheaper.
18. Try the door. Iâve gone to houses and found it open. (Iâm still going to charge you for the service call.)
19. If your key wonât turn, try WD-40 or silicone spray. Sometimes the pins get jammed up, and 25 to 40 percent of the time, that solves the problem.
20. Have a housekeeper who needs a key? Ask me to key your
door so that your master key works on both the dead bolt and the
doorknob, but hers works just on the knob. On the day she comes, lock
only the knob.
21. Many locksmiths in the phone book or online are scam artists
Theyâll quote you a great price, but when they get there, theyâll say
you have a special lock they canât pick, so they have to drill it open.
Then they charge you $125 for a replacement lock you can buy at Home
Depot for $25.22. Find someone reputable at findalocksmith.com
, the official website of the Associated Locksmiths of America.