Repair a garden hose with toothpicks.
Repair window screens with pantyhose.
Protect fingers with clothespins when hammering.
Unclog a downspout with a garden hose.
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Repair cement floors with vinegar.
Repair siding with duct tape.
Repair a leaky fridge with a baster.
Repair the roof with a box.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.