1. Look for a giant mirror that hides a bottleneck or dead end or otherwise awkward space.
2. Look to see if every light is blazing.Does that mean natural light is scarce?
3. Recognize that one room—usually a child’s bedroom—will be tricked out as a distinctive “memory point” (the “princess” room) so buyers can more easily recall the house on a day when they may see dozens.
4. Look for two bedside tables instead of one.Sometimes sellers will ditch one of them to make a bedroom look bigger.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.