• The Push Me Mailstation, Return-to-Center Mailbox System, and MailSwing each swivel 360 degrees — no standing in the street to pick up bills and circulars. (pushmemailstation.com, returntocentermailbox.com, mailswing.com)
• With the Tip Up Mailbox Kit, a weight raises the box up and out of harm’s way. The mail carrier pulls a rope, brings the box back down, and fills it with those catalogs you don’t want. (tipupmailboxkit.com)
• The Alpha Mailbox Protector enlists a heavy-duty spring to give the mailbox some flexibility if it’s hit. (alphamailpro.com)
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Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.