Car Battery Tips
These tricks are as handy as a pair of jumper cables.
Car Cleaning Tips
Get your ride ready for the road with these clever cleaning tricks.
Disguise Dashboard Scratches
Hide irritating scratches on your car’s dashboard.
Get Rid of Car Odors
Wipe out bad odors with these household remedies.
Remove Bugs and Bumper Stickers
Remedies for removing stubborn stick-ons.
Take Care of Tires
Keep your wheels rolling with these 2 tire tips!
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.” —Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.