A Costly Confession

Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would cost $6 per person.

“However,” he said, “if you’re over 65, the price will be $5.50.”

From the back of the congregation, a woman shouted, “Do you really think I’d give you that information for only 50 cents?”

—Thomas Ellsworth, gcfl.net

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