A Sale-A-Day Keeps Quality at Bay

I think I’ve finally decoded the 
language of sale-a-day websites:

Statement jewelry = large and ugly

Lots of personality = odd and ugly

Cutting-edge = disturbing and ugly

Debbie Skolnik, Scarsdale, New York

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