All Possible Outcomes

At the dentist’s office for oral surgery, I was handed a couple of forms to fill out. As I signed the first one, I joked with the receptionist: "Does this say that even if you pull my head completely off, I can’t sue you?"

"No, that’s the next sheet," she said. "This one says you still have to pay us."

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