Assumed Name

A fourth marriage meant yet another name change for me. I didn’t realize the upheaval it had caused until I asked my father why I hadn’t heard from him in a while.

"I forgot your phone number," he said.

"You could’ve looked it up in the phone book."

"I didn’t know what name to look under."

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