During an ice storm I went to check the mailbox, carefully shuffling down the driveway. When I reached for the mail, my feet went straight up in the air, and I landed on my back. More embarrassed than hurt, I looked to see if anyone witnessed my fall and spied a fire truck passing by. The crew had seen the whole thing.
Firefighters climbed out of the truck to assist me. "It’s the preacher," one said. "Are you okay?"
"I just got the wind knocked out of me," I replied.
"Wow," said another firefighter. "It takes a lot to knock the wind out of a preacher!"