Breakfast at Alcatraz

Three prisoners broke out 
of their cells and incited a riot. 
After they were caught, the warden asked why they had revolted.

“Warden,” said one of the men, “we rebelled because the food is 
awful.”

“I see,” said the warden. “But what did you use to break the bars?”

“The French toast.”

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