Business Signs of The Times:

Spotted on a restaurant’s website: “Glutton-free menu available.”

Emily Payne, Greenville, South Carolina

Seen on a New York City subway poster: “Se habla Español/Russian.”

Aaron Fernando, Richmond Hill, New York

Read off a pharmacy marquee: “We sell beer & wine! We can flavor your child’s liquid Rx!”

Source: Consumer Reports

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