Children For Sale

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough.

“I think I’m going to sell them,” 
I hissed to my sister.

“You’re crazy,” she said.

“For thinking of selling them?”

“For thinking someone would buy them.”

—Sheri Mueller, Lehi, Utah

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