Cursed Words

“I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you 
remember every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life.

Aaron Karo, on ruminations.com

  • Category: One-Liners

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    Contradiction

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    Ever Wonder…

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    Spoiled Rotten

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    Underwater

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    Always Silent

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    Feet Conditions

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    Going and Going

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    Small Dog

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    Studying a Different Drama

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    Taking Your Money

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    A Meaningful Question

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    Stylish Numbers

    Q. What did the Zero say to the Eight? A. "Nice…

    Septic Humor

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    Royal Attire

    Q: Where does a king keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!…

    Discount Shopping

    Q: Where does a one-armed man shop? A: At a secondhand…

    Eternally Optimistic

    During a recent meeting of our Optimist Club, we challenged…

    Hometown Heroes

    Our hometown baseball team is called the Possums. They get…

    The Meek Shall Inherit…

    The meek shall inherit the earth … if it’s…

    Apéritif

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