Dinner is Served

Distrustful of Army chefs’ culinary talents, my father quizzed the top cook at his base. How did he know when the food was ready to be served? Dad asked. "Easy," said the sergeant, glaring back.

"When it’s burning, it’s cooking. When it’s smoking, it’s done." 

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