Don’t Even Ask About Condiments…

Scene: office cafeteria line

Friend: May I have pepper and salt?

(Counter guy looks confused.)

Friend: Sir? Pepper and salt?

(Counter guy grabs a bell pepper.)

Friend: No! Not that pepper. The pepper and salt …

Me: You know, like you shake it on?

(Coworker looks over.)

Coworker: Dude! She means the salt and pepper!

Counter guy: Oh! Why didn’t you just say that?

—From notalwaysworking.com

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