Double Jeopardy

A neighbor’s 44-year-old sister was pregnant with twins. When 
her niece asked if she knew the genders, she said, “No. I want it to be a surprise.”

“You’re 44 and having twins,” said her niece. “How much more surprise do you need in your life?”

Jim Grant, Twinsburg, Ohio

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