Drawing Straws

When his drink arrived, my brother-in-law Keith asked the waitress for a straw. "Sorry, I’m out," she said, sounding irritated. "The customers won’t stop asking for them." "Well," joked Keith, "they must all be germaphobes."

"No," she said, "they’re mostly locals."

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