England’s oddest visa requests

It’s Winter break time, and a lot of people will be traveling. Which means it’s also a great time to be the person who gets to approve visa requests, like these handed in by travelers to England.

• “I want to be closer to Elton John. He doesn’t come to Togo. Do you see him much in Britain?”

• “Do you know if it’s easier to find a wife in England? I’m struggling here [in Peru].”

• “Is everybody friends with the queen?”

From globalvisas.com

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