Fighting for Honor

In honor of our armed forces, the University of South Carolina football team used the backs of players’ jerseys to display a little patriotism. They placed words like Duty, Service, Courage, and Commitment where players’ names would normally go. During the game against the University of Florida, a fight broke out, prompting the television commentator to announce, "It looked like Integrity threw the first punch."

  • Category: Sports Jokes

    Cut and Run

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    Poor Sports

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    Virginal Word Choice

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    10-Pin Puns

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    The Camper's Second Opinion

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    If I’m on the Course and Lightning Starts…

    If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside…

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    Lunchtime MVP

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    I prefer the tight yoga pants…

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    Anyone who thinks women…

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    My dad didn’t text…

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    The rules of football…

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    Anyone who’s just driven…

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    Definition, Please?

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    Your Move

    “I was playing chess with my friend, and he said…

    In Training

    I identify with football players because I know what…

    Dangerous Name

    When my 15-year-old son, Pat, stepped up to the plate…

    Not Looking Good

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    Women and Sports

    The reason women don’t play football is that 11 of…