Final Minutes

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table.

"Young man, we’re both 90 years old," he told the maitre d’. "We may not have 45 minutes."

They were seated immediately.



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