Funny Things That Parents Say

"You shouldn’t be eating candy so early. We have doughnuts."

"The key is to put the mousetrap outside the house. That way, the mice don’t come in." "Your aunt couldn’t make it, so I brought the cat."

"Don’t do drugs. They’re hell on your body, and I may need one of your organs someday."

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